shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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