Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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