i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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