She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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