There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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