road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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