Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
How's work?
Spinning.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
