i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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