Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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