Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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