I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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