dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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