was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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