You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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