He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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