Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
why is half of my head shaved?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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