new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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