Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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