It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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