Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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