But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Randomize
