Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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