Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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