do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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