dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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