He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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