We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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