Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
