'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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