just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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