girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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