That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I intend to get homeless drunk
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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