I think I am morally bankrupt
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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