I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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