I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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