Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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