I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
