He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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