so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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