you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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