if you like me you must not know who I am
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i out mim tonsoeep
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