he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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