How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I am naked and annoyed.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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