Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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