Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
