How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
