I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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