I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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