i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize