They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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