im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
