question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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