Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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