hell yes lets make some ravioli
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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