I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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