watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I want to be your penis for a week.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
