People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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